F*ckin’ Funny Friday #3

Disclaimer: F*ckin’ Funny Friday jokes are not intended to be viewed by children under the age of 18, the elderly, women who are pregnant or may become pregnant, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Whites, Blacks, Latinos, Asians, lawyers, professors, loan officers, parole officers, my mother, your mother, alcoholics, aliens, illegal aliens, my ex’s, all of Texas and anyone else lacking a sense of humor. For the rest of you, enjoy.